| i had been so excited that i looked quite a bit like miss angelina jolie that i overlooked the fact that i also look exactly like miss britney spears.
just look!

isn't the resemblance eerie? |
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| hey guys,
thanks.
if i had a talking hamster
if i had a talking hamster, i would take him to the fair. i would go on the farris wheel with him, and when we reached the top he would see such a beautious sight he would be speechless, emitting only tiny gasps of joy.

may your day be filled with tiny gasps of joy. |
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| i'm writing a will, just in case, what do you want? |
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| february 14th is a very special day.
unless the boy you like is gay.
unless you like girls, and that's cool too.
because no matter what, i love you. |
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